Friday, December 23, 2011

More of the same


I don't like any of that weird sci-fi stuff.

I'd rather it be like Cowboys and.... other Cowboys.

(speaking about the movie Cowboys and Aliens)

Friday, May 20, 2011

End Times with the Enderles

P: Hey, the rapture is happening tomorrow.
B: Oh that's exciting, maybe I'll cancel all my appointments tomorrow.
P: *chortle*

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

On love and submission

B: Did you tell me that you loved me today?

P: It's your responsibility to tell me first.

B: How is that?

P: Well, the bible commands you to love me.

B: What's your role?

P: To submit! I'll submit to you loving me!

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Use feeling words

P: Do you know what love feels like? Or is it what you know in your head?

B: It feels like marriage.

P: Marriage isn't a feeling word!

B: Maybe to you it isn't...