Me: You know, sometimes I think earning love is better than unconditional love. I mean, shouldn’t something have a lovable quality to be loved? Like, a piece of poop is not lovable...

B: Wow you went there pretty quickly. I thought we were talking about personhood...

As I’m typing this onto FB...

Me: Wow, as I type this, I’m realizing this is pretty heretical.

B: You’re just now realizing this????