Funny Times with the Enderles

Saturday, January 14, 2023

Bryan to me: I had a dream that you were being really extroverted at a party, and I didn’t know what to do.

Isaac: Was that a dream or was it a memory?

My poor introverted son: You make me know too many people.

B: Wow, you’re having a very meaningful conversation with yourself!

P: I thought I was sharing with you! 

Me: *giving explanation* ... and that's why we can't put that meat in the caprese salad.

B: Okay. But you keep saying caprese and that word means nothing to me. But okay.

Isaac: Mama, impress me!

Me: I don’t need to. I gave birth to you, I gave you life. That should last you a lifetime.

P: I wanted to go to the Banksy exhibit this fall…

B: Is that a gangster? *finger guns*

P:

B: What's that movie that Neo is in... but he's not Neo... the actor.

P: Keeanu Reeves?

B: Yeah, and it's not the Matrix but like the Matrix, but his name is Jack something... Jack the Ripper...

P: John Wick?

B: Yeah, that's it! *proceeds to look where he can stream it*