Driving Dr. Enderle

Whenever we drive by someone in a convertible, especially if it's a middle-aged man, I always comment about how he must be going through a mid-life crisis.

Drove by a convertible yesterday.

P: That guy, yup, that was his mid-life crisis purchase.

B: Will I have a mid-life crisis purchase? If so, I'd like to start saving up for it.

My husband needs glasses

I bought the shirt above from Threadless for father, son, and grandpa for Father's Day. They wore it at the same time and produced the adorable picture below.

Grandpa brought his shirt and wore it again this weekend so we put the three in matching outfits. After Bryan put his shirt on...

B: Oh... the cow and the chicken aren't looking at a soccer ball.
P: You thought the egg was a soccer ball all this time?
B: I guess I didn't look closely enough.
P: Uncontrolled laughter

Oldie but a goodie

The picture above is of us in China in the summer of 2007. The following post is from February of '07 on my livejournal. Comment if you used to have a livejournal.

2-28-2007:
Bryan and I have been together for about 3 1/2 years. When we had been dating for about a month, I exclaimed to him, "You're so likable!"

He was utterly confused. He asked, "How am I like a bowl?"

I was utterly confused. I expounded on some of the qualities that I liked about him. He's smart, he's funny, etc. etc.

He had a lightbulb moment. "Oh! You think I'm likable! I thought you said I was like. a. bowl."

*Peggy cracks up for about 5 minutes*

This has been an injoke of ours for the last 3 years

One day, recently...

Bryan said, "I'm like a bull!"

I paused... "Wait, are you saying bull or bowl?"

B: Bull!

P: Bull? I thought you had been saying bowl all these years!!

B: You thought I was like a bowl? That doesn't makee any sense!

P: *rolling on the floor* I can't believe I've been saying bowl and you've been saying bull for the last 3 years!

Ode to Genghis-Con

B: Why does it end in "CON?"

P: Because it stands for convention.

B: Oh, it's spelled C-O-N.

P: Yeah, how did you think it was spelled?

B: K-H-A-N

P: You thought it was Comic-Khan, as in Genghis Khan?

*dissolves into laughter*