Itchy

B: Can you scratch my head? It's itchy.

P: Why is it itchy? Does it have bed bugs? *recoiling*

 B: No, it's itching for your love.

 -____-

On love and submission

B: Did you tell me that you loved me today?

P: It's your responsibility to tell me first.

B: How is that?

P: Well, the bible commands you to love me.

B: What's your role?

P: To submit! I'll submit to you loving me!