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Isaac, reading a counting book.

It's a 6! When it grows to a 9, it turns around!

Itchy

B: Can you scratch my head? It's itchy.

P: Why is it itchy? Does it have bed bugs? *recoiling*

 B: No, it's itching for your love.

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Prized Possessions

Out of the blue...

B: Am I your trophy husband?

I stare back... speechless...

P: I'm going to go blog that!

Toy Story Soap Opera

B: What's Woody's girlfriend's name?

P: Bo Peep?

B: Bo Peep? No, no, the cow girl.

P: No, the cow girl is Buzz's girlfriend.

B: What?! Shouldn't the cow girl be Woody's girlfriend?

P: No!... They're like brother and sister. That's like incest...

*snicker*

More of the same

Bryan:

I don't like any of that weird sci-fi stuff.

I'd rather it be like Cowboys and.... other Cowboys.

(speaking about the movie Cowboys and Aliens)

End Times with the Enderles

P: Hey, the rapture is happening tomorrow.
B: Oh that's exciting, maybe I'll cancel all my appointments tomorrow.
P: *chortle*

On love and submission

B: Did you tell me that you loved me today?

P: It's your responsibility to tell me first.

B: How is that?

P: Well, the bible commands you to love me.

B: What's your role?

P: To submit! I'll submit to you loving me!